Thursday, August 20, 2009

More shows THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

Sometime while trying to find our venue in Detroit, the GPS, combined with heavy construction, directed us to the bridge onto Canada where the egg underwent a full cavity search at customs. Then, after returning, we went to the venue, didn't get shot or robbed, got to meet cool local bands, and heard a song about penetration. After driving through Toronto, where we got HUGE SAVINGS, and Niagara Falls, where we got wet, we returned to Baltimore for a day. Leaving B-mizzle, we went to Athens, GA and played for our biggest crowd this tour. We then made it to Savannah just in time to see the sunrise and sleep for a couple. After fulfilling Bobby's eating quota for the day we played at The Wormhole and had our fog machine cherry popped. Now, we are relaxing in Savannah and preparing to blow your face off in Towson on the 22nd.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

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