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"NEW SONGS, NEW DEMO, SEXY BASS"

That and more are in reviews from the future about our January 8th show at The Recher Theater. We will be debuting a new song, "Prohibition," as well as giving a rough preview of "Life Incorporated" the next album which we hope to release by the end of 2009. "Sell-Out Police," "Destroy the Wall," and "Liability" will all be available on the free demo CD to be released after the new year.
As always, Erik will be shirtless, sweaty, and surrounded by men ready to be "up ons that."

On December 19th, we played Calvary Baptist with Jimmy Chrismer of I Am Unanimous and raised $185 for our cause. We debuted a new Introduction and the song "Perspective" as well as saying goodbye to the "Intro" which has served us well for two years. Fans enjoyed our new pins showing our new logo, motto, and symbol and the vicious fight over Erik's t-shirt which he generously donated to the crowd. These pins will be for sale at other shows in addition to the new Asbestos shirts inexplicably left out of the aforementioned future reviews. TIFKATI received massive "Nick-Related" injuries during the post show merriment and may be out of order until our agent believes he may be removed from the Disabled List... More developements to follow (probably not).

Tickets may be ordered by calling 443-722-3566 The Official Exclusive Asbestos Concert Ticket Ordering Phone Line (TOEACTOPL, if you will). Please direct all other questions to the far less important Unofficial Asbestos Questions, Comments, Conundrums, Queries "We May Or May Not Answer" Line For Calls Of A Telephonal Nature (UAQCCQWMOMNALFCOATN, this time you MUST!) which may be reached by dialing 443-722-3566.

See you on the 8th for "Sex Music" as it is known across the wide reaches of space (or the bass player).

Blogging because Erik is incapable or lazy and has not done so for over two months... ingly yours!
-Drew